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Top 10 Worst Cars to Date .. and the Men who Drive Them

Hi Mary! Have you ever heard that saying that you have to kiss your fair share of toads before you find your prince? Well, apparently in Los Angeles, you have to ride in you fair share of tacky cars, before you find your man.

And let me put a disclaimer out there, that I am no snob when it comes to cars. I'm just assuming he drives a normal car, as do I. And while the car they drive is telling, I'm equally impressed if they actually open the door for me.
A man who drives a "normal" car and doesn't let keyless entry get in the way of being chivalrous = a keeper for sure!

You need to be on the lookout for deal breakers, and the cars below qualify. If you come across any of these while dating, don't be fooled, by his nice guy act. There's a few skeletons in his closet -- can you say C-H-E-E-S-Y?

1. Rumble Bee





2. Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible








3. Mazda Miata






4. Hummer







5. Camaro Z-28 T-Top


6. Mini-van




7. Dirtees Car (Anything with duck tape holding it together)





8. Pimped-out Escort = The Freshcort






9. VW Convertible Bug--- isn't bad on its own, but with Batman floormats it is!





10. PT Cruiser -- Electric Blue (this one goes out to British Mary)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent. Glad to see the PT made an appearance...so true...!

Practically Martha said...

Oh
My
God

This is my favorite blog of yours so far. LOL. I think my favorite is Dirtees Car. "Did you just make up that word?"

Loving the Mary Monologues. Keep em' up Mar!